draining the lizard

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.

"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."

by Poonstankqua January 11, 2009

lizard tongue

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

adam lazzara

the lead singer of taking back sunday
also known as the sexiest man alive.

That lead singer dude from taking back sunday, Adam Lazzara, is super hot.

by Mel Siv May 1, 2006