Lumber Liquidate

Sexual Act in which you slap a girl in the face with your dick, then fuck her anally, then slap her with your dick again, then fuck her in the vag, then slap her in the face one last time before walking out.

Dude I wanna lumber liquidate that hoe.

by Dylan624 January 21, 2013

liquidate

1.)to release assets

He needed to liquidate his assets to help save the company.

by Megan Gaines May 13, 2005

liquidityp00p

the best person out there ofc😍🤞 they're so cool and not to mention the best wife anyone could ask for. they're smart, hot, funny, and did i mention hot?(this may or not be written by liquidityp00p themselves🧍 ♀️)

"ayo have you seen liquidityp00p's account?"

"duh cause they're amazing😈‼💪"
(also if you follow them it'll make you cooler😱)

by liquidityp00p July 1, 2021

Loguidice

A man desperate for some serious action. For the past few years he has been resorting to 3rd graders. Chippy Y appears to be fooling around with him. Possibly a rusty trombone here and there and a few rough toboggan rides down the school stairs

I did dicky's mom.

by Baldanelli4356 May 28, 2004

liquidtenmillion

Regular, yet still unknown visitor to potd . Often advocates the use of linux.

Leik, j00r so liquid.

by jesus March 13, 2005

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015