Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.

Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."

by B0H1CA July 28, 2009

Linking Book

A linking book is a book of roughly 300 to 500 pages that provides a bridge between ages, it allows people to transit distances that are not normally measurable (To the extent of alternate words.) Their destinations may or may not conform to the laws of physics that are understood. The book is always left behind when a person links through it.

"Have you written a linking book for your age yet?"
"No."
"You should, I would like to see it."

by Tehl Nahvah Teegtahn September 27, 2005

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

madame linkmonger

an alternative moniker for the search engine google.

"where did you find that website?"
"madame linkmonger"

by joseph k January 8, 2006

Linkin Park

The only band to SUCCESSFULLY combine rock, rap and electronica. They have their own sound, and they're deep lyrics and catchy hooks have helped them become the great artists they are today.

'Linkin Park is a great alternative metal band.'
'Yeuh.'

by disappear September 23, 2005

linkowski

Off-market trading

I just asked for a price and got linkowskied.

by diggity April 10, 2003

linkin logs

When your poop stacks up, creating a houselike structure, similar to using linkin logs (a popular kids toy back in the day)

I clogged the toilet with some linkin logs.

Someone left a burning linkin log house on my front porch.

by ThisIsNotMyRealNameSir December 11, 2010