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lemon demon

neil cigarette, the man who made two trucks yes
person: hello *blasts two trucks by lemon demon*
other person: what *dies*
by frog the ultimate idiot March 6, 2021
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lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Busting a Lemon

"Sup dude?"
"Nothin. Thinking about getting online and busting a lemon"
by MFn Connery July 23, 2012
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lemon shoveling

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.
Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.
by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019
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Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
by MooHen July 8, 2017
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Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

/ˈlemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice
That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 21, 2021
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Lemongrab

A yellow, lemon-headed, man-shaped character from adventure time. Lemongrab has anger issues and he sends people to candy dungeon if they don't follow his rules. Lemongrab was created by Princess Bubblegum and he has an identical brother.
Person 1: Have you seen that Lemongrab guy on adventure time?
Person 2: You mean the guy who yells, "Unacceptable!" and "One million years dungeon!"?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Yeah, he's weird, but funny.
by Captain Vince Clortho September 12, 2014
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