Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

gary lightbody

An amazing lead singer to the band Snow Patrol. He is a great song writter and has writen for Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls. He writes about lost and broken love, as well as some foggy nights in the local pub. He seems to be quite a romatic and lover. Very in touch wtih his emotions. There also seems to be a lot of hurt and pain in his heart, like he feels like he has messed to many things up. He misses a lot of his old girl friends, and it sometimes hurts to sing older songs that he no longer relates to, but does for his die hard fans. I think I may loose my verginity to this amazing man. I will keep you posted on this dream of mine.

Gary Lightbody was not too sober last night, but he still had a good gig, he is quite the comedian you know.

by Ms. Lightbody January 24, 2008

Lighthousing

As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.

She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.

by Fàilte March 22, 2017

Lighthouse Pussy

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.

Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

lightmodephobic

The hatred for light mode

I hate light mode so much. I’m lightmodephobic

by Bangitwitha_hammer February 27, 2021

Lighthouse

It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.

Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.

by LighthouseRaven October 12, 2022

lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

by Dahveed October 10, 2005