Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and ventured into the territory of lifting to suppress the demonic entities that plague his every moment. Also is almost always a targeted individual wanted by the federal government.

Hey have you seen that schizo lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out on bench press.

by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

lifting

used with a negative connotation; to replace words meaning awful, and directed usually at a person, a place of a situation. Used often in the north east of england.

"This is possibly the most lifting party i've ever been to in my life."

"Your patter is absolutely lifting."

by jazzytotem June 10, 2008

Lifted truck

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.

My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?

by mayanaze February 21, 2017

lifting the skirt

To smoke all the residue left in the neck of a meth pipe.

Don't let Matt near my pipe, he's always lifting the skirt.

by goreykimi December 9, 2008

leftie

someone who writes with their left hand and has many disadvantages in everyday activities like using scissors, writing in pen without smudging and using can openers.

Person 1: "that girl is a leftie."
Person 2: "how do you know?'
Person 1: "she has pencil marks on her hand."
Person 2: "oh yeah. why doesn't she just write with her right hand then?"
Person 1: "oh my god you are SO stupid"

by 1021149 November 26, 2019

Lousy Lifter

A person who makes a lot of noise while lifting weights.

"Geez, look at that guy. He is a lousy lifter altought he can barely bench 45 pounds."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was a lousy lifter"

by Tchelomunhoz March 14, 2010

lifted and gifted

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.

i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.

by The Flo October 1, 2007