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littering

simply flactulence. that's it.
i'll fucking kill whoever is littering in my car. knock it off ass.
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005
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Lispering

The act of whispering and speaking with a lisp simultaneously to achieve an uncannily creepy effect.
"Ith not safe to drink an' drive, Tavithh."
"What?"
"I thaid ith not thafe to drink an' drive!"
"Dude, stop lispering. You're weirding me out."

"Thally, come play with me, ith okay!"
*crying*
by GrawFawkes December 16, 2010
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Littering

In the sense as "to scatter trash"; to post, share, or perpetuate chain letters, hoaxes, or other internet "garbage", esp. knowingly sharing something that is stupid or misleading.
"Hey that thing you posted is a spammy hoax chain letter"
"Yeah, I know, I was bored."
"You're littering that bullshit all over everyone's feed."
"Sorry"
by Pacifistopheles August 17, 2014
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litering

Buying a 2-liter of your favorite soda then ordering food from a fast food restaurant in order to save money on a drink.

24 oz fountain drink at w/e= bout 1.99

2-liter of generic yet still good soda= .67
Joe: ayo, feel like hittin up Burger King?

Mike:Yea, but lets stop buy 7-11, i'm gunna do some litering and save me a couple bucks
by Kalkervic March 12, 2008
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Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.
The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.
by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018
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Laggering

Like lingering, but with a new twist.
You are such a laggering third!
by C-unit 816 May 29, 2011
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lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work
That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.
by bolognaround May 7, 2015
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