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likity

Synonomous with the term "like", which is used ever more commonly by today's youth and middle-age people with poor spoken grammar. The extreme ditz version of the word "like".
"Likity, how are you today?"
"Likity, fine thanks."
by David November 8, 2004
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Lickity split

Lickity split means as fast as you woud eat out a hot little split slit hole aka chicks vagina.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.

Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.

Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)

On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
The OGs had to drop the moonshine, and the women who drop their knickers, as they fled the speakeasy lickity split so none of got rubbed out or holed up.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
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lickity spit

When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.
"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"
by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005
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lickity split

Did you see that lickity split on the Playboy Channel last week.
by Ronny26 June 5, 2009
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lickity split

When you grab someone's nose at a 145-160 degree angle, pull it in, then lick the boogers off
hey Paul, did you ever lickity split with your girl yet?
by jimmycaps08 February 12, 2010
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Likity-Split

1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them

2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL

3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him
1.

A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???


3.

A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.
by GOOLIEz April 19, 2009
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LicitJimmyKa

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I LicitJimmyKa Unstoppable!!!!
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