Lestraded

When people think Apple is going to Sherlock an app but doesn't.

Everyone thought Apple was going to replace 1Password with their Passbook app, but it turned out to not be a password manager. Apple Lestraded them.

by Apple Picker December 12, 2012

LeTard

Someone who comes across as illiterate and not very intelligent.

Lebron James is such a LeTard. Did you hear his attempt to explain his reasons for leaving Clevelanad for South Beach (the Miami Heat) the other night night on ESPN?

by Uno Numero July 12, 2010

Lestrade

A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who is a burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's business dwindled. Hence the name "Les-trade"

"that burden to humanity is a right Lestrade"

by Ming March 20, 2004

leotard

a retard who wears only leopard skins.

you ever watch tarzan, what a leotard.

by rayza_069 March 21, 2010

Leetard

A person who always uses "leet speak" in their writing not because they think it makes them look cool but rather because it's the only way they know how to communicate. Lacking the most basic knowledge of Elementary school English they apparently learned this strange sort of strange phonetic based pseudo-language entirely from each other instead to make up for having so much as a 3rd grade education.

"h0w r u doin 2day m8?"

"I was fine until some leetard sent me a text message that reminded me of the appalling state of our failing education system."

"lolwut?"

by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009

Leotard

A retarded dude named Leo.

Leo, take off the football helmet, put your pants back on, stop trying to hump the throw pillows, and quit acting like a Leotard.

by Leo's Friend March 16, 2005

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007