Langers

Derivitive of langer meaning drunk or 'pissed'

I was so langers after the pub last night I woke up in the park, boy!

by Biorn July 17, 2005

heath ledger

An amazingly talented, amazingly good looking Australian actor who unfortunately passed away on the 22nd of January 2008 due to an ACCIDENTAL overdose of prescription drugs. It really is a tragedy that a man of such good talent was taken from us.

Some people like to make fun of him, and the fact that he played a homosexual in the movie Brokeback Mountain.
But the "people" who do, are usually stupid men too scared to admit that they are homosexual themselves.
Or fat, ugly rejects who have no friends, and sit around all day eating crisps, watching badly made porn because they have never seen a girl naked before.

Either way, it doesn't matter because nobody really cares about them or their opinions anyway.

But no matter what anyone says, Heath Ledger will always be loved and missed.

Rest in peace, Heath.
x

Fat boy 1: Hey man, did you watch Brokeback Mountain?
Fat boy 2: Yeah, that heath ledger guy is such a faggot.
Fat boy 1: Um.. yeah. I.. can't.. imagine what it's like to be.. gay.
Fat boy 2: Yeah, me neither.. *shifty*

Heath Ledger was awesome.
<3

by Jerichoholic February 14, 2008

Lengers

UK slang for an attractive female

Synonyms: Peng ting, Badders

Tyrese: yo, have you seen that gyal's back?
Jayden: yeah bro, she's a lengers

by manlikeray April 9, 2020

linger wraith

The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.

victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"

perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"

victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."

perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."

by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!

by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021

one legger

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

by Nader R. March 24, 2008

leeger

1. A true genius. In the 18th century, great attention was afforded by leegers as people were enamored by their talent and wisdom. It was in this period, the word beleaguered came to be known as the feeling one gets when in the presence of a leeger.

2. Out of your league.

3. One who loves Big League Chew.

Dude, I've been working on that problem for three weeks, and you came here and solved it in five minutes!!! Fuckin' Leeger!!!

by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010