Spagoodle legs

When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.

Candy got 9.6 last night and it gave her spagoodle legs.

by Missy365 January 18, 2017

legs for days

The term for a physical property of a female whe she has long and sexually appealing legs

"Did you see the legs on that cocktail waitress?"
"Yea dude, she had legs for DAYS!"

by Rick December 25, 2008

Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

by cberry March 3, 2014

energy legs

(n) Appendages granted by powerthirst that are ideal for kicking Mother Nature in the face.

you'll be running so fast Mother Nature will be like "sloooooooow down" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!

by Kevin Pirie April 1, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

Toilet Legs

The pins and needles feeling you get in your legs after sitting on the toilet for a long time. Kind of like sea legs.

Dude I just took a massive dump for like, 15 minutes and now I've got major toilet legs!

by tpmaster May 18, 2010

kindle legs

kindle legs describe a man or woman with a sexy protruding pelvis. Their legs seem to connect to them in almost a doll-like fashion and it is extremely hot. It is rare to find a person with kindle legs and they are usually on very toned individuals.

Wow! Mena Suvari has really great kindle legs!

by sugarjunkie December 14, 2010