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Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.
My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.
by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019
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state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.
Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.
by Blank Frank October 11, 2009
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bulimic learning

When information gets crammed into one's head in a very short period of time, only to be purged onto tests/quizzes. One can only hope some educational nuggets have been retained. Common in modular curriculum at vocational colleges.
That medical assistant program is totally bulimic learning. How do they expect us to know all that in six weeks?
by W. M. Anderson July 27, 2008
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Asynchronous Learning

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.
Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.
by BTAR December 14, 2020
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summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
by flatty patty November 6, 2018
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Learning Strategies

The most boring course you could take in all of school history.
Learning Strategies is a horrible course please get rid of it.
by BobDaBlob27 October 4, 2023
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Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.
Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"
by Alexk44 May 6, 2020
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