The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
by Birdamus December 3, 2013
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Get the pipe layer mug.A lethal combination of drinks, involving a shot of Bacardi 151, immediately followed by a 12 oz. can of Red Bull, then followed by a 12 oz. can of any beer (Coors works best to maintain consistency in can shape with Red Bull and Coors). Variations include substituting 151 with two-three shots of Smirnoff, or switching the Red Bull with Monster.
*A bottle of 5-Hour Energy on top of the three drinks creates a Sweaty Layek Bomb and must be consumed directly before the 151 (order of consumption by ounces).
*WARNING: Layek Bomb/Sweaty Layek Bomb can be EXTREMELY dangerous to health, causing heart problems and an INSANE amount of energy, enough to get ten feet of air off of one's bed via thrusting.
*A bottle of 5-Hour Energy on top of the three drinks creates a Sweaty Layek Bomb and must be consumed directly before the 151 (order of consumption by ounces).
*WARNING: Layek Bomb/Sweaty Layek Bomb can be EXTREMELY dangerous to health, causing heart problems and an INSANE amount of energy, enough to get ten feet of air off of one's bed via thrusting.
AT: Yo dude I'm so tired... and this Red Bull isn't helping
JS: Easy dude, just combine the red bull, 151, and a coors to make a Layek Bomb and you'll have enough energy to run a 69s 400m running backwards.
AT: What if we chug this 5-hour energy along with a Layek Bomb?
JS: SWEATY LAYEK BOMB!
JS: Easy dude, just combine the red bull, 151, and a coors to make a Layek Bomb and you'll have enough energy to run a 69s 400m running backwards.
AT: What if we chug this 5-hour energy along with a Layek Bomb?
JS: SWEATY LAYEK BOMB!
by Rita Malek February 24, 2009
Get the Layek Bomb mug.A loose woman who lives near Marine bases who hangs out at the local bars and will screw any marine.
The Marines like to do their liberty in Oceanside where there isn't any problem finding Marine Layer.
by TIMJB1 May 31, 2007
Get the Marine Layer mug.(v.): the act of wearing multiple layers of clothing directly on top of one another to stay warm in the fall and winter whilst continuing to be a fashionable motherfucker.
Girl A: Omigod Tom looked SO hot on NYE
Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)
Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .
Girl D: #CALife
Girl B: It's the layering; he stays warm while staying hot ;)
Girl C: He wore a full-zip Billabong hoodie over an old t-shirt. . .
Girl D: #CALife
by MrBdub24 December 20, 2015
Get the layering mug.Unironic: I am not gay
Ironic: I aM gAy *while clearly not gay*
Post ironic: man bro, you’re looking hot *taken sarcastically or said sarcastically, but is actually gay*
Meta ironic: *kisses homie and insists it isn’t gay. No one knows if he’s gay or not*
Hyper ironic: *becomes gay, but does so ironically*
Ironic: I aM gAy *while clearly not gay*
Post ironic: man bro, you’re looking hot *taken sarcastically or said sarcastically, but is actually gay*
Meta ironic: *kisses homie and insists it isn’t gay. No one knows if he’s gay or not*
Hyper ironic: *becomes gay, but does so ironically*
Person 1: “bro that’s poggers”
Person 2: “did you just seriously say that?”
Person 1: “nah dude I’m just using layers of irony. I used it so ironically that I use it seriously, but it’s still ironic”
Person 2: “did you just seriously say that?”
Person 1: “nah dude I’m just using layers of irony. I used it so ironically that I use it seriously, but it’s still ironic”
by JohnTrolltrane January 19, 2022
Get the Layers of Irony mug.A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.
I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.
by Jim E. Junk May 3, 2006
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