laute

a universal term that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Yo dude i banged that laute last night!

No way man! That was the same laute that lauted me last weekend! It was so laute!

Yeah she really knows how to teetle a laute

by Laute January 8, 2013

Laurie

Short for Laurence. In other words, not your sister's or girlfriend's name.

Typically a big hearted Irishman (or Italian) who fills a room with his charismatic energy, has a gift for the gab and the tendency to say, "give us another one", most often meaning: a drink, a joke, a song or a kiss.

An affable man with great intellect, quick wit and the ability to laugh at himself.

The kindest man you could know.

Laurie, what a guy.

That Laurie on the other side of the room is five pints in and tells a pretty lame joke but man, he can sing, and his kisses are as smooth as scotch and honey.

Saw a brilliant Laurie at the comedy club the other night. Dude, he kept laughing his own ass off.

Laurie? Yeah, I know him. Totally dece.

by gracekelly2012 January 2, 2012

Laurted

To laugh so much one accidentally farts.

That joke was so funny I laurted!

by bob hope's uncle September 5, 2013

Laurie

A hot babe with lots of friend he sure wants to fuck you

Hey did you hear Laurie wants to fuck you?! (Katie) Yeah I did!

by SomeoneNukeSfitPlease September 18, 2020

Lauree

The most awesome human being that likes making eggs benedict and porkchop and is a pro at video games

Person 1: Woah did you see her
Person 2: Yeah that’s Lauree she’s awesome

by LmaoNiggies November 24, 2020

marie-laure

someone who pursues relationships with animals, namely dogs

dude, did u see marie-laure totally smack dat dogs ass
ya, she like really pursues relationships with dogs
damn

by snouftilaey November 20, 2021

the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

by High friggin noon dude December 30, 2016