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information laundering

Telling a lie to another party via your lawyer, and their's, so that now the other party believes it. Whereas they wouldn't have believed it directly from you.
I got my lawyer to do some information laundering so that idiot would believe me.
by Frank Flintstone February 11, 2010
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social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
by weyus August 7, 2011
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Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.
I was music laundering and found it.
by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011
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pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
by rhinoplast July 19, 2011
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launderette

Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.

They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.
I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.
by Adel7 December 30, 2007
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Launderetiquette

Launderetiquette is the often unspoken rules or etiquette and culture around using a launderette.

Although a poster may decalre that, "those using washers have priority use of driers", it's not always obvious who's gets to use any particulary piece of machinery, washer or drier.

Launderetiquette is the angst felt by many novice launderer.
Stephen (at the launderette): Uh, sorry guys, I'm not trying to push in, but is that drier free? Only, I'm not sure what the launderetiquette is round here!
Nigel: That's my drier! You'll have to wait! You can't just wander in here and start using driers - can't you see the sign?
by Cptn Black November 9, 2019
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