lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008

lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

by supye March 26, 2010

labrolation

A designed pattern to repeat its course

We live in a labrolation world

by anonymous November 10, 2022

Amalia Larios

I Love her, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS PERSON! Even though she can be a bit idiotic sometimes, this person will always keep you company, she is intelligent, she is brilliant, the best person you'll ever meet! If you do, make sure you don't screw it up

Me:I think Amalia Larios is amazing!
Zack: I think so too!

by PieceofShite February 27, 2015

Lacrosstitutes

1.Women who are only attracted to men who play the sport of lacrosse.
2.Insecure college/highschool women who wear their collars up and love cocaine

Look at that slut over there with the Phi Delts, she MUST be a lacrosstitute

by F. Farley June 8, 2004