Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

by The One Italiano January 5, 2009

LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.

I really want to live in LaPorte!

by himom:) October 9, 2008

lacorte

man who has uncontrolable tempor...will freak out at little things such as poking

damn why does he always lacorte when i tap his shoulder?

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

lacorte

A hot ass guy i want to date/bang

Wow i really want to lacorte you!

by its a secret!! April 1, 2003

lacorte

a human being with no testicles..only a scrotum...also the poor motherfucker isnt circumsized

Yo im gonna fuck up that lacorte!

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

laporsha

a sad, sad troubled little girl just trying to make her way through life with a hood name. Secretly, Laporsha just wants to open up her weed cupcake shop in a little town in Tennessee. But no, Laporsha is being forced through her hooka gang to spend all her money on crack.

dang, there goes laporsha with all that crack money. she fine tho.

by human b ea n August 23, 2016

Laporte

Laporte Indiana is full of republicans and shit people. Well some people are cool but others...

Also boring as hell. Gorgeous though

Me: "Laporte is shit but it's gorgeous. Especially during Christmas."
Friend: "AGREED."

by ssuperconfused July 7, 2021