1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.
2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!
2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
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by Khayos_Dalv January 29, 2010
Get the Longhorn mug.Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.
I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.
by TypicalTexasCitizen December 12, 2010
Get the Texas Longhorn mug.Similar to the term "landlord" but is someone who owns a riduculas amount of property and rents it out at stupidly high prices.
Person 1: Hey there I just moved here from Washington, Im living in a flat over their.
Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.
Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.
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"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."
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