Genital Landscaping

The art of genital body modification, or tattoos to decorate the genitalia.

My boyfriend had genital landscaping done when he got a prince albert piercing.

by Innoxia October 27, 2010

Landscaping

“Landscaping” is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people

Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.

by Jerry Man Der November 11, 2020

Landscape

The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.

"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."

by gofishgo December 17, 2006

Lanscape

The act of removing someone from your network.

I had to lanscape Chris for watching too many videos of the poo~pourri girl

by mattpolito January 27, 2014

Lanessa

Aww man you dont even know how precious this beautiful girl is. She is hella stunning with long ass hair that seems to never stop growing! This girl is hella smart too, too of her classes and always focused on her work. She loves and is loyal to her homies. She is always there to help you through anything. And if you love this girl, she has so much loves coming for you she a lil short girl that loves to mess around, hates dresses, and always has a smile on her beautiful face. Best smile youd ever seen! But pay attention to this girl.... because you never know what moment you see her will be your last....

RIP Lanessa 5-25-05/7-13-20

I miss Lanessa.... she was my homegirl...
Same... I wish I could've said goodbye...

by Ibehellasadandsingle September 24, 2020

Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022