lancaster wisconsin

a tiny motherfucking town in southwestern wisconsin, full of fake ass hoes and jocks who will forever be narcissistic and judgemental. if your daddy didn’t play football here STAY TF OUT

have you ever been to lancaster wisconsin??

nah bro stay away

by fucklancasterwi July 7, 2019

lancaster uk

smallest city in the uk.... populated by students, chavs and old people. student bar ever 20m or so, home to the greatest campus uni in the country and the legendary 'sugarhouse'. students can often be seen staggering around the town at night dressed as the opposite sex, pimps, ho's or smurfs

chavs out in lancaster uk:

chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"

chav 2: "nah mate just students"

by marvin 42 March 11, 2009

Lancaster High School

A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.

Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?

Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0

Person 1: Wow they suck

by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011

Lancaster, PA

A place where tourists think everyone is Amish.

Boring.

Farm country.

Lancaster, Pa? Don't only Amish people live there?

by Noelle Lynn February 27, 2009

Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.

"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"

by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012

lancaster, ohio

ohio city which proves stupidity is contagious.

there sure are some stupid drivers in lancaster, ohio.

by jhoove13 April 17, 2006

lancaster, ohio

left-lane driver capitol of ohio

The only way to and out of Lancaster, Ohio is in the left lane.

by jhoove13 May 4, 2006