LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 17, 2004

Lam

Overweight, Asian American. Gets red while drinking and has few real friends. Small penis size is assumed but not known for certain as no females have been able to confirm this.

You see the Lam at the party? He was all red and eating wings instead of drinking.

by Newell60 February 21, 2005

Lam

Acronym for Leave a Message.

Used in messenger service names if the person is away.

Pete - LaM (Away)

by CryogenicPyro October 17, 2003

LAMS

Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS

The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS

by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009

lam

to ejaculate from sexual intercourse, oral sex, or masterbation

After Dennis had sex with caitlin he decided to lam on her face and body

by Phil Keul and Eugene Han December 08, 2005

lam

lam- Lambourghini an italian, expensive luxury sports car

I was doing 180 in my lam.

by ells May 22, 2005

Am lam lam

A word commonly ued by Kate from the katersoneseven/katers17 Youtube channel to express one's enjoyment for a drink. Much like it's brother phrase: 'Om nom nom' Also used by the Dedikaters.

Kate: 'Tea, Am Lam Lam!'

by stormers96 May 22, 2011