Lamont

An extremely sexy and hot male specimen. Good for everything. And that means everything. Very tappable and an incredible video game player

Lamont Blankly

by flameyou1 December 28, 2013

sweet lemons

An idiom that is roughly the inverse of "sour grapes", though much rarer: insisting that something unpleasant is in fact desirable, esp. if it was actively sought for earlier.

"I know the guy's miserable at work, but he keeps telling me he loves it. Sweet lemons, right?"

by Calenardhon February 14, 2009

Lamonicizing

The act of drinking your alcoholic beverage at a ratio of your friends drinking 3, and you just 1.

Joe, quit Lamonicizing and finish your beer.

by BOMBLE.com June 12, 2006

Lamon

Sexy ass older man who has a GREAT appendage!! Gooood in bed!! Great kisser!!

Denzel Washington is soooo a Lamon.

by Kissez4mybitches! October 18, 2008

lemonshnog

A combination of two pre-existing phrases into a meaningless jumble of letters accomplishing nothing but drawing attention toward the tool user of the word.

Hey dude
What
I came up with this new thing.
what the fuck are you talking about
Lemonshnog. hahahahahahaha. ha.
Your a fucking tool

by kevin's uncle March 30, 2009

Lamonade

When a situation can't get any worse but you need a light, refreshing term.

What? I didn't make prom queen? I feel like I just drank a big cup of lamonade.

by Steffini September 4, 2013

Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021