Lalou

Expressed when surrounded by redneck and bumpkin freak shows. Especially used by awesome children in grade school adolescence.

Weird redneck child: "Y'all wonts to go a turkey shootin, haus? Sheut Deddy, My Momma made me anudder pamenter cheese sammich!"

Normal child: "Damn these redneck retards! LALOU!!!!"

Weird redneck child: "Huh?"

by Don Juan Shinobi April 25, 2009

LALOOSH

An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

by harveydollars April 26, 2011

Lalor Secondary College

The biggest shithole you'll ever step into!!!!
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY

Boy: what school you go to??

Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?

Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK

by Tittytittytittyfuck November 8, 2009

Ler LaLonde

Amazing guitarist from Primus. Also plays the banjo. His guitar licks often get overshadowed by Claypool's bass, but he adds a lot to the songs.

check out Sailing the Seas of Cheese

by bryan18 September 6, 2005

Lalonde Shot

A Lalonde Shot is when you replace a oyster's water by a shot of Ciroc and eat it. Then, you spit it in a girl's mouth when you french kiss her.

Omg! Yesterday, this guy did a Lalonde Shot on me at the bar.

by Philipp0n February 13, 2022

roxy lalonde

1-Post-scratch incarnation of Rose's mom
2-Drunk as fuck
3-Owns a cat named Mutie

Person 1:Who are you going to be cosplaying as?
Person 2:ROXY LALONDE OF COURSE.

by HamFan2017 December 7, 2017