Poon Lagoon

A place with lots of beautiful women.

Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!

I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.

There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.

by Special 'K' March 1, 2008

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer February 4, 2008

crazy lagooners

crazy people that live in a lagoon

an example of a crazy lagooner (plural - crazy lagooners) is a fish, perhaps or maybe even a mermaid.

by pumpterskultra December 30, 2005

blue lagoon

an alcoholic drink consisting of 1.75 liters of UV Blue vodka and 2 liters of Mountain Dew.

Dude, we totally got fucked up last weekend on blue lagoon.

by I'm fucked up.... February 6, 2010

Blue Lagoon

When several people all stand in a circle or something, in a public pool (or any body of water) and urinate simultaneously.

Those drunk guys over there are doing a blue lagoon in Bradley's pool!

by Brendansh132213123 August 1, 2010

booty lagoon

A place where it’s easy to find hoes or hookers and even groupies basically easy sex.

Yo where you at? “I’m at the Booty lagoon”

by Geni Rackkzz September 15, 2023