laggy

A word used as an insult to describe someone as being stupid retarded or dumb; slow; often used in place of retard so to be less offensive but equally insulting

“Get your laggy ass in here!”

by Yarby July 23, 2019

laggy

large + saggy (referring to breasts)

She's got a huge rack, but she's laggy.

by dakara930 September 12, 2009

laggage

When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.

Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?

by Undugrownd December 13, 2008

Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.

You have a Laggy Toaster.

by Rachelier April 18, 2018

laggy dick

When you climax during sex but don't jizz until a few minutes later.

I finished fucking Shea the other night and I was just laying in bed and came while watching tv. Got a bad laggy dick.

by Bylake February 24, 2018

lagga

when a person does something celebatory you say lagga

DJ: BRO I JUST GOT A KILL YO
AJ:LAGGA LAGGA LAGGA

by ukdon January 19, 2022

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012