Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

Lactating Pregnant Latinas

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss

john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john

by zyad_ November 20, 2022

lactating belch master

a person who is very good at rainbow six seige

the lactating belch master peeked and ace'd

by george droyd December 11, 2024

lactate acid 420

when you dab so hard you run out of cardiovascular endurance

yes I just lactate acid 420

by tavis scooter October 11, 2020

Lactating man

A friend that gets mad over offensive jokes or when you do stupid shit. And has the sense of humor of a woman.

"Wow what a Lactating man he sure is bitch."

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025