Liability buddy

A person (usually a love interest, family member, child) who will inevitably need to be saved by the hero of the story. Can be present in both films and books.

Aunt May: "Why is Mary-Jane here?"

Harry: "She's Peter's liability buddy.

Aunt May: "Makes sense."

by Jax October 18, 2021

Liability

A word used to describe something that lets you down

Granit Xhaka is a liability

by CEO of MacDaddy January 13, 2022

Liability

Someone who goes by the name Paulo, Kane, or Joseph. Usually, they always get into trouble and are never doing what they are supposed to do.

Hey is your name Paulo? You are a major liability!

by Notmixmaster May 8, 2022

labiability

Da degree/form dat your sorry a** would be on da line regarding any potential mishaps if you go messing around between a chick's legs.

One should always use condoms and/or only "do it" with older/altered women to minimize da labiability of said delightful encounters.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024

Liability Ghost

A person who stays fully engaged in the relationship until a financial signature is required — then they fade out, delay, or create emotional fog. They want the emotional benefits of partnership without ever being tied to the financial responsibilities that make stability real.

She talked about building a future together, but every time you mentioned a joint loan or mortgage, she pulled back or stalled. That’s Liability Ghost — emotionally present, financially absent.

by Briton Phillip March 22, 2026

liability

The nickname given to your girlfriend when she wants you chatting with her all the time, even though your parents akcually limit your screen time for smartphone

Man, ever since I started dating her, I can't get anything done! She's my liability because she always wants to chat, even with my parents limiting my screen time on my phone!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

Splash Liability

Splash liability is a fall from the Tik Tok song when befuckled by skin surgery

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021