kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018

Kavanaughed

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.

by Braintank October 5, 2018

Kavanaughed

To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.

The party was ruined for Mindy after Bobby Kavanaughed her.

by JimmyRussells October 6, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.

When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.

by colloquialist23 October 3, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

kavanasty

when a white ass country club motherfucker takes his lil prick out and flicks it around in the face of an unwilling woman. usually performed after said country club assho' has done a few keg stands and given gay head to his friend tobin.

a: brett got pretty kavanasty last night
b: really?
a: yeah, he took his little winkledick out again and got up in a girl's face with it.
b: man, that kid sucks.
a: let's make him a supreme court justice.
b: okay cool.

by trilliam turdsworth September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh

To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.

Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "

by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018