Fat Girl Ketchup 

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

Fat Girl Ketchup by DonRon August 11, 2010

keetcha 

A pet name for a loved one derived from the Polish translation meaning "cat" or "kitty". Used just as "baby" or "sweetheart" is to convey affection.

"I'm sorry keetcha! I didn't want to sleep with your sorority sister. She forced me."

keetcha by DaveyDoo March 8, 2008

Ketchup on a Lobster 

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

Ketchup on a Lobster by Billiest March 8, 2010

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

kretched by programous October 21, 2010

ketchup addict 

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

ketchup addict by KetchupKing November 7, 2013

Ketchapp 

An app company that spits out tons of side scrolling obstacle games and advertises at least 3 of their own games on one you're currently playing. These games usually lead to frustration and annoyance.

He threw his phone at the wall after playing Circle by Ketchapp.

Ketchapp by SirDinkleHeimer November 5, 2015

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.

''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''

Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010