Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite (Eyyah!)
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Kumalala has a mischievous grin and beautifull eyes, no one could refuse him kum-ing in your lala.
When Kumalala shows up, the kumalala theme starts playing.
Kumalala has a mischievous grin and beautifull eyes, no one could refuse him kum-ing in your lala.
When Kumalala shows up, the kumalala theme starts playing.
guy1: yesterday i met kumalala
guy2: oh no, did he kum in your lala?
guy1: no, savesta came and tiktok-danced kumalala away
*kumalala theme song starts playing
guy2: oh no, did he kum in your lala?
guy1: no, savesta came and tiktok-danced kumalala away
*kumalala theme song starts playing
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Essentially a faith based structure, the followers of kubilism believe in an ordained level of genius without any evidence of its material worth, effectiveness or even its validity.
A "Kubilist" answer to "why?" may well be "Because, I/he is a genius".
The most devout followers of Kubilism are often those in the presence of a true kubilist and not an actual "genius" themselves. The movement is know to have originated from the Asia-Minor and continues in sects across Europe, most notably Sweden and the Netherlands.
Essentially a faith based structure, the followers of kubilism believe in an ordained level of genius without any evidence of its material worth, effectiveness or even its validity.
A "Kubilist" answer to "why?" may well be "Because, I/he is a genius".
The most devout followers of Kubilism are often those in the presence of a true kubilist and not an actual "genius" themselves. The movement is know to have originated from the Asia-Minor and continues in sects across Europe, most notably Sweden and the Netherlands.
James found his beleif in Kubilism a great comfort when his pesky co workers refused to act on everything he said regardless of his track record of maiming and explosions in the workplace.
As a manager, Sue often turned to Kubilism for inspiration and comfort when giving instructions. This alowed her to instruct without having to provide evidence of knowledge.
As a manager, Sue often turned to Kubilism for inspiration and comfort when giving instructions. This alowed her to instruct without having to provide evidence of knowledge.
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