Kum and go

When you go on omegle and convince a girl to show you her titties, you immediately cum, then leave

Yo Brian I just pulled a kum and go on this fine ass bitch last night

by Big thicc oof October 25, 2018

kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

Kum Jub

Hillbilly term for anything that results in ejaculation. Typically heard throughout the Southern regions, and mainly used amongst the Ozarks by bib-wearing mountain men.

"That Sally-Girl really knows how to give a good kum jub mmmHmm."
"Well unbutton my britches it sounds like I'm in for a good kum jub this evenin' "

by romawe May 15, 2018

kum-and-go

When someone has sex with another and then ghosts them.

Man, you can't just kum-and-go on a girl like that, at least send her a text message!

by Rusty Ralston March 22, 2021

kum n go

When an AMAB hold in a poop for so long that it accumulated enough mass that it stimulates the prostate enough on the way out to cause an ejaculation.

Kevin held in his poop for so long he ended up doing a kum n go in the toilet.

by Failstaff November 15, 2022

Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023

Ah-kum-bah

A roar-like expression most frequently used by a dominant alpha male while displaying his obviously superior physical strength to other males, or to himself in a mirror while flexing biceps.

As Terry confidently rolled up his sleeves to reveal his protruding biceps, he passionately gazed into his washroom mirror and asserted with a rumbling roar: "AH-KUM-BAHHHHH!"

by DatKneeGrow May 18, 2013