Krisztian 

When you are having sex with someone and his dick is bigger than expected, you scream "That's a Krisztian move!"

They usually have a grower, but it can grow like a tree.

Wow, nice penis Krisztian!

Krisztian by BigPenis084 November 24, 2021

Krisztian 

Classic (male) Hungarian name, "kriszti" for short.
In english it translates to be pronounced as "christian" or "chris" for short.

That guys name is Krisztian, what an odd spelling.
-Yeah he must be Hungarian.

Krisztian by Krisztian T November 21, 2009

Kristian 

The definition of cute. He is so handsome and loving and his eyes are like a puppy. So cute.

Kristian is so cute.

Kristian by kristiansgf May 1, 2019

Krystian 

A straight up G Polish Kid who knows his shit. Usually
sells drugs and shoots up Heroine on a weekly basis. Also
uses his cock for per say "Cock Slapping" vicitims. Falls
under the catagories of : A female pleasurer, Douchebag,
Known for "Porking" mums, Entensive knowledge of Polish
Ways, and anything falling under the catagory of "Big
Dick".

Guy 1 - Yo, who's the cool cat over by the corner?
Guy 2 - That guy!? You fucking serious? He's Krystian, but
you didn't hear it from me...

Krystian by Virologic April 13, 2021

krystan 

monster of mythological times that haunts people with its dark and hideous presence and will scare everyone it comes into contact with

Its Halloween I am scared of the Krystan!

krystan by mythologicalll April 17, 2009

krystan 

fucked up eyes, has NO dick, that's right, sound familiar you stupid freak? well it should because he has NO dick, I reached down and there was NOTHING there, thats right!!! And I'm going to open my big old nigger mouth and tell everyone what I THINK happened because of the childish, moronic, ugly, idiotic, disgusting, shitlife, poor, pathetic loser that he is. The only thing he has going for him is that he is tall and even that sucks because it only makes his ugliness stand out in a crowd. Congratulations now everyone knows you have no dick, what a man you must feel like spreading lies about people who did the right thing by leaving your poor ass, what a man

krystan, go to hell and get some cheap plastic surgery while you're at it :)

krystan by dbt301 August 9, 2009

Krystianity 

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.

Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”

Krystianity by haozhao October 24, 2023