Krusterfuck

When a man and a woman have anal sex, but the woman let's her feces crust instead of wiping.

Yo, Krystal! You want to Krusterfuck later?

by Delta-1 March 3, 2026

krusted

Noun (past tense) To be crazy busted, (cr)usted, krusted.To be caught by bouncers, cops or renta-cops doing something that you shouldn't be doing. In a situation where you can potentially be crusted it is always wise to have a friend illch for you.

Bouncer: You, come with me.
Krustee: Damn. Krusted. How come you didn't say ilch?
Friend: Didn't see him. Later man.

by ReeceKC November 20, 2007

Kustermann

Crusty ass man with them nigger lips.

Kustermann

by FroZenLoVerr March 4, 2019

Krusteacous

A way to greet crustaceans but In a cool way like calling a human dawg or bruh

Me: “Hey t’s my main get the fuck away from me mom YO Krusteacous what b grilln my g”

Random crustacean:

by Crustacean Dan July 26, 2019

kristerlex

A beautiful lady that shines from within, She is capable of doing everything due to she has an amazing gift. She will always shine the brightest forever

I want to be a kristerlex

by TH E RE AL O NE February 8, 2020

kristerfer

An amazing boyfriend. He is the best person you will ever meet and will always make your day better. I’ve never met someone who cared for me so much. I love him so much. Legit perfection.

Look how amazing kristerfer is

by Realcatog September 29, 2021

Kristers

He is just a super nice guy. He will make you feel better about anything. He is such a good friend. He’s loyal, brave, caring. If you have someone named krister in your life hold on to him never lose him. He will get anything your talking about and you will love every moment with him. You should feel lucky if your reading this

you: r u sleeping?
kristers: nop want to know something
you: okay?
kristers: your really pretty

by You don’t even want to know November 22, 2021