Kristian is a beautiful white boy with a very large cock. He can rap like Eminem and can play football like Haaland. He gets all the girls and can’t wait to beat up his mum
An amazing person who is outstanding in every way beyond perfection.(Examples: kind, nice, intelligent, funny, modest, phenomenal,the best, etc.)
Person 1: there is no word that describes a person as incredible as him
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!
1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!