kraken hamster
A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
kraken hamster by InnocentBystander1 August 3, 2011
Kraken on crack
Kraken on crack by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021
kraken queen
A pretentious girl with the face of a classic hag aka comical witch with a fat nose and pointy chin like in the children's tale Hansel and Gretel.
A kraken queen is also a master in the art of whoreism posting nude photos online to bait men and women into sleeping with her and occasionally will turn on them and make accusations of rape because she later regrets sleeping with them therefore it was rape.
A kraken queen also has a vagina that is so saggy and wrinkled that when she dances around in the buff it dangles in a hypnotic way to entice her prey, it also smells like an old gym bag so she frequently will douce herself in cheap perfume to cover it up.
A kraken queen is also a woman who is a social manipulator who will befriend anyone who she thinks will up her social status and she will try and gain a close relationship through sexual favors or materialistic items, but don't be fooled it's only because she wants something from you and once she gets it she will lie about you in attempts to turn people against you.
A kraken queen will also lie about anything if it will help her to appear to be a decent person, but she is nothing but a slimy, pretentious, scum sucking, ugly, mega whore with a vagina as deep as the ocean she crawled out of, so remember kids if you see a kraken queen run for your lives.
A kraken queen is also a master in the art of whoreism posting nude photos online to bait men and women into sleeping with her and occasionally will turn on them and make accusations of rape because she later regrets sleeping with them therefore it was rape.
A kraken queen also has a vagina that is so saggy and wrinkled that when she dances around in the buff it dangles in a hypnotic way to entice her prey, it also smells like an old gym bag so she frequently will douce herself in cheap perfume to cover it up.
A kraken queen is also a woman who is a social manipulator who will befriend anyone who she thinks will up her social status and she will try and gain a close relationship through sexual favors or materialistic items, but don't be fooled it's only because she wants something from you and once she gets it she will lie about you in attempts to turn people against you.
A kraken queen will also lie about anything if it will help her to appear to be a decent person, but she is nothing but a slimy, pretentious, scum sucking, ugly, mega whore with a vagina as deep as the ocean she crawled out of, so remember kids if you see a kraken queen run for your lives.
That girl had so many people under her spell that she must be a kraken queen.
That girl was begging for attention like a kraken queen.
That whore on the corner looks like a kraken queen.
Why pay to see naked women when a kraken queen will do it for free.
That girl was begging for attention like a kraken queen.
That whore on the corner looks like a kraken queen.
Why pay to see naked women when a kraken queen will do it for free.
kraken queen by Willyyofro December 10, 2016
Kraken Snatch
A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
Kraken Snatch by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010
Kraken anticheat
Kraken anticheat by RM2007 May 17, 2021
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