Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
by The Goochness November 27, 2010
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Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
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Butt Kraken

The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.
Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle
by ndavid813 July 24, 2020
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Lag Kraken

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
by FAC Spitfire97 August 21, 2008
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Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
by Shins. February 14, 2011
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Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
by ashraptor April 01, 2010
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Unleash the Kraken

To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.
"Oh dear god, that Taco Bell was a mistake. Time to…

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!"
by the-grue April 08, 2010
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