kowal

an exclamation used to say that someone is lying

devonte: i got an A on my midterm
andre: kowal
kowalled

by kepper556 July 21, 2011

Koawala Bear

When someone who can't spell Koala Bear tries to write it.

personally, if i was a bear i would be a koawala bear, because they technically aren't bears, there's a song about it :)

by The master of bears January 7, 2010

kotwas

A term used in the ancient Japanese slums referring to the cleaning of the male genital organ. It is helpful when learning this term to remember "cock wash," as it is the literal meaning of the old Japanese word.

Nunu gave me a kotwas. I felt bad because I hadn't gotten my kotwassed beforehand.

by DoctorHistory September 26, 2013

Kowalski Cult

The Kowalski Cult is a cult created by Exops, the leader of the cult. The cult worships the penguin Kowalski, from the movies Penguins of Madagascar and Madagascar.

"Hey, have you heard about the Kowalski Cult?"
"Yes, Exops our lord created it."

by friendlywriter March 3, 2021

simran kotwani

Annoying presence among healthy normal people

The one that occupies all the space in the world of molecules

Disturbance and a very big annoyance to humans

Damn she's a simran Kotwani
Oh I hate simran Kotwani

by Bomber boy June 1, 2017

Kowalski Detail

Dropping a deuce on the driver seat of a convertible whose top is down. Performed while hanging your ass over the driver side door.

Fred gave that jerk's Miata a wicked Kowalski detail.

by Nimo and Kris November 20, 2007

kowalski spaghetti

Something a gay person with he's username Gaztons created

KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI

by KOWALSKI SPAGHETTI January 4, 2019