A gentle, beautiful, and highly dangerous woman. Someone who is soft but strikes with terrifying precision. Never around but always there to fix shit. Ominous, as if they could talk to spiders. Big mom energy, everyone either loves them or fears them. Highly likely to be a closet arsonist and a torture artist.
-Man the school bully's locker was just set on fire, did a Kotone finally come?
-Damn I want to meet her.
-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.
-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.
-Damn I want to meet her.
-Why are you not talking to Kotone? She's such a caring person. She baked me cookies.
-Sorry man, Kotone used to strangle me in a jiu jitsu chokehold in the parking lot for making my mom worry. I can't meet her without getting cold sweat.
by xXx_scarletdevilsuccubus_xXx November 26, 2020
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Their total model lineup consists of the following cars:
1996 CC Prototype
2002 CC8S
2004 CCR
2006 CCX
2007 CCGT race car
2007 CCXR
2009 CCXR Trevita
2009 Quant Concept
2010 Agera
2011 Agera R
2012 Agera S
2014 One:1 (based off the Agera)
2015 Agera RS (world speed record)
2015 Regera
2016 Koenigsegg Agera Final Edition (FE)
2016 Regera Aero Package
Their total model lineup consists of the following cars:
1996 CC Prototype
2002 CC8S
2004 CCR
2006 CCX
2007 CCGT race car
2007 CCXR
2009 CCXR Trevita
2009 Quant Concept
2010 Agera
2011 Agera R
2012 Agera S
2014 One:1 (based off the Agera)
2015 Agera RS (world speed record)
2015 Regera
2016 Koenigsegg Agera Final Edition (FE)
2016 Regera Aero Package
"In 2017 the Koenigsegg Agera RS became the world's fastest production car, averaging 277.9 mph (447 km/h), beating the previous record of the Bugatti Veyron which reached 267 mph."
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Get the Kitening mug.A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
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Nigga: I do, my homie.
Me and Nigga: AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nigga: I do, my homie.
Me and Nigga: AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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