Konek

Dick or penis in malay

Aku tak suka kau. Muka kau mcm konek.

by Rasidi himself. September 9, 2020

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

by cstonz February 10, 2009

Hong Kong

A place used to be a great economic center with great people and great food is about to disappear because the Chinese government is wrongfully taking control over the place.--A mainlander

Glad I was able to visit Hong Kong before its fall.

by Epicness + Dankness July 18, 2020

Kingers

Used to describe someone’s abnormally fat fingers. Similar to King Charles’ sausage fingers.

Zane tried to slip a third one in…
However, I had to insist he didn’t, Zane has some real kingers!

by O’Keefe family trust January 7, 2023

Konek

a word used for a long schlong.

"Wow! Look at his Konek, grandma!" exclaimed Mary.
"Yeah, what a very huge Konek he has," said grandma with a huge smile.

by Pantat Kau October 6, 2019

Kinged

Usage: AdVerb
Origins: XDA

The process of getting ripped off by KingKlick

Yo dUdE, Im sO bOrrOwing yOur wOrK and taKin All the crEdiT

*thanks man!*

-You just got Kinged

by ciwrl March 9, 2010