The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
Get the Groom Kong mug."Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
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Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.
I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.
by Dave890 January 3, 2006
Get the Kong My Whopper mug.The greatest game to have ever been made. The gameplay is amazing, the story is action packed, and the graphics are beautiful. (If you don't agree you've been brainwashed and you'll have to be taken to be a place where your brainwashing can be ended)
by Mich lol December 3, 2017
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Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".
by Breendo January 14, 2011
Get the Junkie Kong mug.When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019
Get the kong fucking mug.A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
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