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Kermit Kombat

The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies
Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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mortal kombat birth

A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.
We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.
by AniProBear November 12, 2019
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The Mortal Kombat Finisher

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.
by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011
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mortal kombat

A series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. Hmm.... I wonder why....
For those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what's with the movies, man? You should hire another director or something.
by uglyron August 9, 2003
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Mortal Kombat

When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.
I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.
by siliconefeelings January 10, 2011
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The Mortal Kombat Hideout

A message board for the upmost Elite hardcore Mortal Kombat Fans. Run by the Administrator, Emperor Sub_Zero, this message board has been around for quite some time.

When it first started, it was a simple gamers.com message board. It then expanded into a website which was taken down and intergrated with the message board due to bandwidth problems. It now has 9 sections for people to post and other misc. things. This message board is what some would call a second home in the MK message board world.

What makes the MK Hideout so strong you may ask? It is because of the hard work and determination that the admin's and moderator's do. Not only are there Admin's and Mod's, but there are also the "Temple Guards." The Temple guards watch out and determine the "Newbs" from the "Noobs".
The hideout also keeps itself strong by making sure that everyone there has a high knowledge of Mortal Kombat.

Some who have been banned from the message board may see this and give it a thumbs down. But do not let that worry you.
Hey, I found this new Mortal Kombat Message Board, its called The Mortal Kombat Hideout.

Emperor Sub_Zero is so cool.

Mkkinglogans is also a cool person at the hideout.

Raiden Bobalay, RageOfScorpion, QuanMan, MadCat, FatalTragedy, Disturbed Fatalist, and MKMaster are definitely some cool members, they are nice and do not feed you bullshit comments about your work.

Some people take the critique negatively and spam the message board.

MKHIDEOUT IS T3h ROXZORZ!!!!11onetwothree
by A Twisted Illusion August 16, 2006
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Mortal Kombat

The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".
"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"
by SLO Bump April 2, 2010
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