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King Kobra

The most underrated rock n' roll band of the 1980s, which disbanded after two great albums on capitol records, Ready to Strike and Thrill of a Lifetime, then reunited in 2010. The original lineup consisted of Mark Free on lead vocals, Mick Sweda and David-Michael Philips on guitar, Johnny Rod on bass, and Carmine Appice on drums.
Person #1:Dude, have you heard of King Kobra?

Person #2:DUDE! I though I was like the only one who knew about them! They kick ass, right?

Person #1:TOTALLY!
by SpaceAceFrehley December 8, 2010
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Kabering

Staying home from work to play video games.
King Sm0k3y: time to go to work
King Sm0k3y: no kabering today
by bisbot December 13, 2005
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kobe tang

The one friend of every group who is always down to party. A kobe tang often does not keep promises to you because he is always partying. Another common trait is the kobe tang likes to lead people on to believe that there will be a party...

Often ends in failure
Jacob: Yo kobe tang, wanna party?

Kobe Tang: Sure, let's party.

Andrew: Are you sure, kobe tang

Kobe Tang: No.
by Twinkies Are Delicious August 25, 2011
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Koberg

Micheal: "Koberg stole my bike"
Chase: "Holy shit man I'm so sorry for your loss"
by The Wooglet May 14, 2015
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Kobe0802

A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019
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like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"
by knuckler77 January 28, 2010
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Kobe

A Kobe is a great friend to be around, and is usually very chill. At first they can be shy, but once you get on their good side they can be one of the funniest, most social, and coolest guys you have met. He will have your back through whatever, as long as you have theirs, so don't lose a kobe as they can be one of your best friends, as they mostly look at the bright side, and will put a smile on your face. Kobe's have huge dicks as a male, and are good in bed. They are very charming and good looking, and cute. Especially with their jaw lines and toned body and abs. Although they are handsome, they will only go for the person they care about the most, and think is the best for them and will stay loyal. They know how to put their words the right way to compliment you and make you feel better to give advice no matter who needs it.
by Ispeakrealfacts July 27, 2019
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