kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

kneepad of the year by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

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kneecap action

The process by which two (or more) lesbians achieve the ultimate orgasm when the male sexual organ or suitable substitute is not available

On the eve of their one year anniversary, the women partook in an exhilarating evening of kneecap action.

kneecap action by Merixis December 30, 2013

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Pudding Knees

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

Pudding Knees by tymer88 April 26, 2011

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the bees knees

excellent - the highest quality.

Bees carry pollen back to the hive in sacks on their legs. It is tempting to explain this phrase as alluding to the concentrated goodness to be found around the bee's knee.

Alison: Swanson, I think you're wonderful.
Swanson: Well, Alison, I think you're the bees knees.

the bees knees by AlisonWonderland November 10, 2007