klutch

When you preform an act of greatness.

"Dude you klutched it yesterday when you destroyed that whole enemy team in CallOfDuty Modern Warfare 2 by yourself"

by alex is who i am January 27, 2010

Klutzy Slut

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen

Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut

by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020

a klutz

Most commonly, a clumsy person

Like when dropping something for the second or third time.-

"I'm such a klutz" meaning I'm so clumsy

by mfrr March 14, 2014

Koup Klutz Klan

A nickname for the morons who invaded the US Capitol on January 6, 2020.

Cletus was thrown in the slammer along with his Koup Klutz Klan compatriots after he tweeted “I’m in the capital butt their never gunna know its me cuz I got on this mustache n glasses LMAO”

by Nicholas D December 9, 2021

klutch

awesome, ill, sweet, amazing, rad

say for instance you were on a road trip and didnt have the head phones to your ipod and you asked everyone and one person goes i have a pair.. thats klutch

by chick on my tip January 27, 2009

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004

Klute

Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter

Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.

by JizzleyAnalson January 17, 2011