kludge

Bad code that works but is barely readable, overly complex and unmaintainable.

This code is a total kludge!

by Kristin October 8, 2001

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

klugey

Awkwardly designed, jerry-rigged, inefficient, clunky.

I know the tarp is a klugey solution, but we don't have the time to build a car port.

by Jeffrey K. May 17, 2007

klinger middle school

A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies

See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut

by Paris091233 September 30, 2015

kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

Klinger

A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"

That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.

by TheMikeDavis June 29, 2011

klugens

an asian tea-bagger. them suckaz is crazy

klugens for love, klugens for life

by dan erickson January 28, 2005