kalispell

A city in Montana. Not a whole lot to do indoors, but plentiful with outdoor areas in which much recreation can be had (such as hiking, target shooting, hunting, etc.).

Has everything you need in the city, while the wooded areas are still very near.

All in all, a fine place to live. Is getting a little over-run with people, though. Time for some of us to move into the mountains, but it should have a bit more good time left.

Mikhail: "How's Kalispell treatin' ya?"
Phineas: "Very well. You'd know that if you opened your eyes and read my fucking post cards, dumbass. What the hell's your problem, bitch?"
Mikhail: "I'm blind..."
Phineas: "Not my fault you got lazy and forgot to exercise your eyes, you slothful fucker."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

by BeefMonger February 19, 2008

Krispy Kreme

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

by A2P June 11, 2006

krispy

Krispy means fresh, super exclusive, raw, dope.. and so on. The phrase was coined by Kinfolk KiaShine and Hi-Powered.

I'm so krispy,
I'm so kripsy,
my jeans 900,
shoes 850,

by mackrock17 April 30, 2007

Krispy Kreme

Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.

Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"

Bill: "No"

Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."

by Krispykremefan4life August 8, 2012

Krispy Kurth

When you bite on the vaginal lip and it's crispy like bacon and tan like leather.

I nearly spit out my tongue getting rid of that Kristy Kurth.

I really got shut down by that Krispy Kurth last night, what a buzzkill.

by Doubleplay April 20, 2016

krispie kreme klub

seems like a good idea, actually the kkk

'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'

by catboyking February 16, 2020

Krispy

A weird yet lovely girl who understands everyone makes really weird noises outta nowhere. Very cute, short, funny and people love her. Get's bored in seconds. She's the bestfriend that everyone wants. Doesn't talk alot. Stays with people she likes. Isn't self consumed. Has gone through alot. But still stands strong.

Krispy: ugluglugluuuuuu.

People: and there she is.

by Sir wotoniki November 23, 2021