Kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.

The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Kester

A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.

Me: "Hey, there's Kester."

Friend: "Oh, really?"

Us: "Hey, Kester!"

by hatless hair May 7, 2018

kleptofecalmania

Kleptofecalmania is a condition of compulsively stealing/collecting fecal matter. The kleptofecalmaniac will often wait in restroom stalls for someone to drop a deuce and promptly enter the stall and, by whatever means necessary, steal the stool(s). The compulsion of the kleptofecalmaniac is not always limited to human excrement and has been known to include dog, cat, bear, rabbit, bat, opossum, armadillo, and jackalope droppings. The motive of the turd burglar can vary. Without regard to motive, it can be said that people exhibiting signs of kleptofecalmania should be locked in a crazy-house.

Someone fucking call the cops! There's a kleptofecalmaniac in that restroom!

by supascoopa October 1, 2009

kestutis

A person who enjoys being an animal

Person 1: Do you remember that guy at the party
Person 2: He was a real kestutis

by Jonh Pydar September 4, 2016

Keester Kiss

An imprint left on bedsheets as a result of the failure to sufficiently wipe your ass before sitting on a bed naked.

It was evident that Bill forgot to wipe as seen by the keester kiss left on the sheets.

by Tim Boniface March 30, 2005

keestering

Keestering is the act of placing an item or items in your anus to transport to another location without detection.

When keestering the shank before going to the yard for rec time, a gentle hand is best.

by Ef4 January 15, 2016

Kelston

She’s a good dancer.SHE AINT GOT TIME FOR FAKE FRIENDS.But is you not fake,she isza good listener and diss girl can flip.BTW IF MY MAME IS IN YOU MOUTH YOUR GONNA HEAR THE PHRASE “KELSTON WHAT”.Also she won’t leave you alone is if you don’t tell why HER NAME IS IN YA MOUTH 👌🏾

Kelston is a glitty dancer.

by @funsized.kelzz.__ January 2, 2018