Klein isd

Klein isd is a school district in Houston TX that hates canceling school. There twitter is super live and they love roasting and blocking trolls. The teacher are kinda shitty but apparently it is the best district in the area. There are also tons of thots and f boys.

I can't believe Klein isd hasn't cancelled school, to roads are so flooded.

by Leggingsarealliwear123 February 1, 2018

Klein-Doinch

An overweight women with very nice legs

Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

Klein High

Klein High is worst fucking school on this planet. Filled with a bunch of sluts and tryhard friends.

Klein Cain is better than that bs school Klein High.

by courtneymjjj March 3, 2019

klein squid

combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.

it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.

by chris doyle likes men April 2, 2008

klein line

When guys show there calvin klein underwear just slightly above there pants, enough to see the words calvin klein

Jennifer:hey did you see that hot guy over there?

Ashley: yeah, he had that nice klein line...

by thatkidfromdownthelane April 29, 2014

klein orgy

A group conversation where you talk about the stud Klein from SAO

Jim:i had a nice night last night

Mary:oh why

Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy

Mary:the we're dating

Jim:oh no we just talked

Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*

by klein the stud March 13, 2021

Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.

Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.

by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021