Klappen

Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.

Eh swa, beste gaan we jonko klappen!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!

by Deel II July 7, 2011

Kaph

A word to describe a disgusting family which should be killed to help better the earth.

Oh gross,look out. Here come some kaphs.

by Chimaruu January 29, 2004

Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klaproth

A klaproth is somebody that is drastically obese and still wear crop tops

Wow show is a klaproth and she thinks she's skinny

by Kaine jdjsjsk March 12, 2017

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

kaphelephant

large, bulky ginger elephant looking creature with all of the verbal charecteristics of a 'mockney' - a cockney accent spoken by someone who i very much doubt has ever even seen the east end - can usually be spotted wearing the clothes of a chav, or geezer, and has a very distinctive mating call: "Ere!!"

"ello gorgeous, fancy a bit of slap nd tickle up apples and pears in my 'ouse? Ere! Get back ere u stoopid bitch..."

by Lurkish December 2, 2004