tap a kidney

To urinate.

Man, I really gotta tap a kidney.

by Genku July 29, 2003

Kidne

(pronounced: kid-knee)

To be of a young age, no older than 10, suffering from childhood acne.

Kidne is a combination of the words;
KID and acNE.

1. Her first grade school photos were ruined by her Kidne

2."Geez her kidne's really cleared up"
"Nah man, her mum just went 'Jon Bonet' on the makeup"

3. "Dude, why is her nappy so high?"
"because it's covering her Kidne"

by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007

kidney shy

adjective describing the delayed ability to urinate in a public restroom, usually caused by the misapprehension that other people will hear you pee.

Woman returning from the restroom on Girls' Night Out: "Sorry I took so long. There were so many people in there, I got kidney shy."

by N. Fritz May 9, 2008

Kineta

A Kineta is a generous soul, her kind heart and delicate soul should never be taken advantage of. her friendship is one of a kind. she's probably a basic Tumblr bitch but you love it. she's a passionate lover and anyone associated with her is a lucky bitch!

Wow Kineta is a GREAT FRIEND!

by Cxhxrxixsxsxy January 21, 2019

Kidneyfuck

When you have a one night stand with someone, steal their kidneys, and leave before they notice.

Oh dude I totally kidneyfucked Jan last night, now I got 200 grand in my pocket

Dude my ex totally kidneyfucked me last night, now I can’t donate my kidney to my dying son!

by Gong gong December 20, 2019

Kinerdered

The act of getting kidnapped and then murdered. Typically used as a half-joking warning.

Don't go into the creepy forest by yourself, it looks like a place where you'd get kinerdered.

by Logska February 6, 2022

Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022