Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.

I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.

by D Snutz December 4, 2013

Kinde

A small town at the tip of the thumb in Michigan. It is famous for being "Bean Capitol" of the world at one point in time. It is home to the beloved Kinde Polka Festival... the festival where you get drunk and polka until 4 AM every September. It is also home to the North Huron warriors who pride their colors of blue and gold. Major landmarks include the Kinde hill, the Kinde parking lot, and the Pasta House. Overall, it's just your typical small town full of wanna-be G's and thumbillies.

Where's the party at man? The party is in the classy town of Kinde, man.

by iceicebby December 31, 2010

kindergarten cop

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.

Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!

by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006

Kincered

To get completely and intoxicated at a Company Function or party. In general, to get completely intoxicated.

That new guy got completely Kincered at the Company Cristmas party.

by Ryan November 19, 2004

Kigger

A person of Korean ancestry who displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling-Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Kigger
Kiggers

by JiggaWiggaKigga March 7, 2010

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinged

Verb. When one is pranked by the infamously scary Burger King King. This may involve waking up at an early hour, only to have your friends coinciding with the Burger King's prank, as he himself points his finger and laughs inaudibly at you while you freak out.

Man: Dude, you won't believe this! I was sleeping, then I was woken up by the Burger King! Right there! In my bed! He tried to offer me a Whopper, but I refused, so he fled out my window!
Dude: Man, you got Kinged? Scary...

by Phantom Tonberry August 10, 2009